Janeane sticks it to 'em.

Unending BE - episode 61811

Janeane made her way back to the boardwalk. She walked a few more blocks to an upscale part of town. The street was crowded with expensive cars driven by tanned, well dressed people most of whom were on cell phones. She gazed about in search of new victims when someone rammed into her shoulder, almost knocking her down. "Watch the hell where you're going." A tall woman in dark sun glasses glared down her nose at Janeane. The woman was about 5'11, had perfect, large, probably fake, breats, and long legs. Her blond hair was arranged in a fancy hair style. She wore a black, knee length, leather skirt, and a black and gold patterened silk blouse. Janeane just smiled at her. The woman gave a slight snort and walked off. Janeane stopped time. She knew she could just strip this lady naked, but that wouldn't be too original. She looked around and at an intersection, saw a police cruiser passing by. She ran over to the cruiser and "borrowed" two pairs of handcuffs from the officers inside. On her way back to the lady, she ducked into a store and found a black magic marker. She returned to the lady. She removed all the lady's clothes and her sunglasses and took them and her purse and stuffed them in a nearby storm drain. She picked up the lady and took he over to a store entrance. The store had two glass doors with large semicircular brass handles. Janeane turned the lady, so that she was facing the street. She then handcuffed one hand to each of the door handles. She then took the marker and wrote "BITCH" across the lady's forehead. She then wrote "FAKE" across the top of the lady's chest with arrows pointing towards each boob. Janeane walked a few yards away and restarted time. The women took a step forward, but was yanked back by the handcuffs. She pulled at the cuffs and looked down on her naked body. She screamed and continued to struggle. People walking down the street pretended not to look but they laughed and went on their way. Janeane smiled broadly and walked on in search of further adventure.

  1. *The beauty salon
  2. *A fancy botique
  3. *The four star restaurant
  4. *something else
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Iron Nick

Thu Jan 27 21:50:45 2000