Geeky cheerleaders without a clue...

Unending BE - episode 131033

...Have a little fun with their bodies. First he gave Jessica a pair of huge, sagging breasts and made her never want to wear a bra. She was very proud of her breasts, with their blue vains and red stretch-marks, and loved the feel of them swinging lose and free around her navel.

Next he gave Donna a sparse yet visible amount of black facial hair. She would never want to shave or bleach it, feeling comfortable with her 'lady-beard' and particularly pleased with her cute 'Billy D. Williams' mustache.

Then he gave that cute little number Kia a well-rounded pot-belly that poked out beneath her shirt. She would always wear shirts that were to short just so she could show-off her blubbery tummy.

Jim went right down the line and gave each of the cheerleaders a unique physical feature that would forever mark them as odd. Vanessa was proud of her hairy legs and wild, unshaved bush. She would always wear shorts or a skirt so everyone could see her 'leg-forests'. Rosa gained a deviated septum that made her snore like a freight-train and snort like a hog when she laughed, which was often. Jane was delighted with her big nose, over-full lips and flareing jug-ears. So proud, in fact, that she had multible piercings in each to attract attention to them. Sandi was a vision of greasy delight with her face, shoulders, back and butt stippled with pimples and black-heads. She knew that if she had any hope of keeping her lovely oily features she would have to eat lots and lots of deepfried foods and greasy chips and snacks.

And then there was Erica. Erica was hard to identify behind her braces, retainer, head-gear and thick glasses but it was her.

The cheerleaders thought they had always looked this way but a radiating 'inner coolness' had made them popular anyway.

  1. *

    Do something else to the hopelessly screwed girs.

  2. *

    Have them meet with their boyfriends.

  3. Have them face Chloe and find out whats been done to them.

  4. Something Else

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Tue Feb 27 21:45:40 2001