Francis- Hey hey Ernie boy
Audience go wild
Ernie- ohhhhh its you. What is that you wearing. You look like a moron
Francis- I have you know this beer hat is a fashin statment
Ernie- why because the bush daughter wear it
Audience go (ooooooooooooooooo)
Francis- funnny/ So what you working on
Ernie- its a machine that would rid me of Jim ounce and for all. It is brilant it controls realty it self
Francis- yea but can it give you some nice brew
Ernie- sigh. Franicis I am going out do not go near this machine ok. You have messed up my stuff befor
Francis- name one time
Ernie- When You ruin my killer robot by making her a bimbo. Whenm you mistook my univeresal portal for a toilet which cause an intergaltic war. When mess with my time machine and change time so I would have a huge rack
Francis- I said two
Audienc laugs
Ernie- Do not mess with this machine. I have to go out and get extra part. Something bad could happen
Francis- like what
Ernie- like my foot in you as.s Also you could total knock space time out of wack and launc us into a millionj year of despari and madness the likes the world never seen
Francis- and ahhhhhhhhhh thats a bad thing right ? Audienc laughs
Ernie- (sigh) idiot. Just promis me you wont touch it
Francis- ok ok I promise
Ernie storms out. Francis looks over
Francis- stupit know it all thiks he so smart
Francis bend over and beer from his hat drips on the machine and make it sparks and smoke come out.
Francis- opps
audience laughs
Thu Sep 13 22:43:00 2001