GTS MJH & Brit: Alien Strike
Unending BE - episode 335879
The 50-foot stars walked down the street, completely naked.
Cars swerved to avoid them, and their were many crashes.
"Do you know what this means?" Melissa asked.
"What does it mean?" Britney asked.
"We could rule the world!" Melissa said.
Britney laughed.
"I don't think one can rule the world at only 50 feet tall." Britney said.
"Well then, should we go and get some more of the stuff?" Melissa asked.
"Absolutely."
The two of them turned around and headed back the way they came.
They arrived at Britney's house, and Melissa got an evil idea.
She picked up the hot tub, and before Britney could do anything, Melissa swallowed the entire hot tub.
"Hey!" Britney protested. "Why did you do that?"
Melissa started growing fast, and found that she had to squat down to talk to Britney.
"Because," the 100+ and still-growing Melissa said, "You still know how to make that stuff again. Right now, we just need to show some power!"
Melissa stood up to her full height, and Britney was dismayed to find that the height was now 200 feet and still increasing.
"Come on," Melissa said. "Let's go make havoc!"
The 300-foot (and still rising) Melissa started taking giant strides toward the city, and the much smaller Britney had no choice but to run after her.
Melissa was taking slow steps, but by the time Britney caught up with the still-growing giantess, she was over 500 feet tall.
Melissa turned to Britney.
"Would you like to be picked up?" Melissa asked her.
Before Britney could respond, the 600-foot Melissa bent over.
She scopped up Britney in her ever-growing hands.
Because she was bent over, and because she was so large that everybody's view was blocked, nobody noticed the approach of a small spacecraft.
It hovered over the mismatched giantesses, and fired two piercingly bright red beams out from its underside.
The two beams engulfed the 700 feet tall body of Melissa and the 50-foot Britney she was picking up.
A red light surrounded both of them, and then quickly disappeared.
The UFO flew off before Melissa could retaliate.
Just then, something happened.
Melissa didn't notice it, at least not at first.
But the 50-foot Britney did notice it right away.
And the reader presumably noticed when I stopped mentioning Melissa's height.
As Britney looked down at the people far below (she was being held aloft), she noticed that they seemed to get steadily bigger.
It took a few moments to work it out, but Britney gasped as she realized what was happening.
She was shrinking.
"Melissa!" Britney called out.
"Yes?" Melissa responded.
"We're shrinking!!!"
"What? That can't be!"
"It's true!" The steadily shrinking Britney said. "Look at the people below! They're getting bigger!"
The now 500 feet tall Melissa looked below, and saw that Britney was right.
"Oh my God! We are shrinking! We need to stop it!"
Britney reached normal size.
And she panicked when she noticed that she was still shrinking further!
"Melissa! It's not stopping!" Britney yelled at the towering but diminishing giantess.
"What do you mean?"
Britney kept right on shrinking, and she stopped when she was only 6 inches high.
"It didn't stop when I reached normal size!" Britney squeaked.
Melissa being at 200 feet (and falling) couldn't hear her.
"What?" Melissa asked.
Melissa looked at all the people around her, and then back at Britney.
She nearly had a heart attack when she noticed that Britney was substantially smaller than those around her.
Melissa shrunk to 100 feet, and she noticed that more and more people were gathering around her and Britney.
From her bird's-eye view, Melissa spotted a black vn pull up beside herself and Britney.
It was completely unmarked except for two, large white letters.
Those letters were "CC."
Melissa reached 50 feet, Britney's previous height, and she noticed two poeople in business suits emerge from the van.
They were approaching Britney.
"Hey! What are you doing?" Melissa demanded to know.
The two men briefly glanced up at Melissa, and then looked back down, resuming their approach to Britney.
Melissa (who had been squatting) stood back up to her full height, and was dismayed to find that it was now only 15 feet.
"You had better stop whatever you're about to do!" Melissa warned.
However, her threats fell short when she reached her normal height, but didn't stop shrinking.
"Hey, what gives?" Melissa demanded.
She saw the ever-growing men reach Britney.
One of them picked up Britney and placed her in a container which the other was holding.
They then turned to Melissa, who by this point had stopped shrinking.
The first one grabbed the 6 inch Melissa, and dropped her in the container with Britney.
Before they closed the container, the two shrunken women heard one of the men say, "Mr. Williams is going to be so pleased when we bring him these."
The container was closed, and Melissa looked at Britney.
"We're screwed, aren't we?" Britney asked.
"I think so."
The two men approached the van.
The first man got in, while the second stowed the container safely away in the back of the vehicle.
He also removed a megaphone, which he used to calm the throng of people.
"Thank you for your cooperation." His voice boomed. "We have just been filming some footage for an upcoming film, featuring Melissa Joan Hart and Britney Spears. That was just one of the many, amazing special effects to be featured in the film, and we advise that you go see it as soon as it's released. Once again, we thank you for your cooperation."
The man got in the van, and they drove off.
- *Hey, if they dunked their heads in the water, wouldn't there be some residual growing mixture left?
- Since celebrities are better people than the rest of us, the entire country began investigating what had happened.
- Something else.
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Gilroy Sippowitz
Sun Apr 04 21:59:50 2004
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